Eat Your Greens (melons and lemons, too)

...LP runs the ill garden, three of them...they bloom lemons, sweet peas, swiss chard, oranges, and in the summer melons zukes and beeffuckingsteak tomates...LP blooms year round, FYI, although she claims that in the winter months she feels sluggish and a little beat down...but that might just be me sucking the life out of her.