i double dogg dare you to unlock this

actually, you don't have to - i'm not about making demands. i bet you've found yourself locked out before. no? and certainly lost. i bet at least once. outside the mall, on the way home from a lecture, inside the airport in geneva, etc., or in the snow maybe, close or far from home, it doesn't matter, it's an entirely blinding boring white expanse of ice, that smells like nothing and shows itself only when pissed or shit on.