the only thing that matters about this photo is that it was taken a few hours before seeing beyoncé knowles in atlantic city. i can't. i just can't. i can't even write about it. i leave you with watermelon. just know i popped an eardrum and if i could be for ONE second a young gay man, actually, no, no, let me just be myself and say that when B was making 'billsbillsbills' i was on my way to vassar. so in a way YES, I MOTHERfucking do think we grew up together. sue me.