24 July 2011
i have a crush on a bartender at this bar schu and i went to. frankel wasn't impressed but he has high standards. schu's ponytail was honey. the lesbian bartender earlier, on vanderbilt, read aloud to us from a piece of paper she hadn't memorized yet. i asked the girl in front of me in line outside the bathroom if the girl inside the stall was her sister. "she's my sister. and my girlfriend," she said. really though, i could have sworn they shared the same code. it's hot outside.